Wow, didnt know that i could still have inspiration on this topic... Ok, the title is songs ei? Cool. OK now i know that u guys love songs but some songs are plain retarded like for example: my cubicle, ugly girl and ssome unknown song.. anyway the song, my cubicle, its like totally LOL! U guys should hear it. Anyway, songs like vacation by simple plan are funny if u know the lyrics. And DESTINY CHILD! U SUCK! I DO NOT WANT TO SAY UR NAME! ( if u know d song...) Ok, time to make fun of songs. 1St VICTIM: Barney song entitled: i love u u love me FIRST OF ALL, I DO NOT LOVE U. I DONT EVEN KNOW U. SECONDLY, IM NOT GAY, IM STRAIGHT! I LIKE GIRLS NOT BOYS OR SOME PURPLE DINOSAUR WHO MAKES FRIENDS WITH HUMANS. GO EAT THEM UP OR SOMETHING. SHEESH.. TOK ABOUT LOSER... SOME GUY WHO WANTS TO BE LOVED.
2Nd VICTIM: Blues Clues song entitled: Armchair song READ MY LIPS: U R NOT SMART. U GET HELP FROM TV VIEWERS WHO ARE TOTALLY INVISIBLE TO U FROM THE TV SET. AND WATS UP WIIF THE ANIMATED DOG? A DOG CANT BE THAT STUPID! AND R U BLIND OR SOMETHING?! THE PAWPRINT IS ALREADY IN FRONT U AND U CANT EVEN SEE IT. U GOTTA HELP FROM SOME AUDIO SPEAKER FROM THE BACKSTAGE. LOSER. AND UR SONG SUX. "HEY U NOE WAT? WE'RE REALLI SMART!" IDIOT.
3Rd VICTIM: Elmo's world song entitled: Elmo's world GET A BETER SONG NAME. SO UNORIGINAL. FIGURES U USED UR SHOW NAME FOR UR SONG. NAME IT " LALALA, IM ELMO" OR SOMETHING. AND U R POPULAR. EVEN SEC SCHOOL SINGS UR SONGS. SO STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT GOING AROUND TALKING TO BABIES AND TALKING TO UR GOLDFISH, DOROTHY. SHE AINT REAL. OOPS SORRY, IT AINT REAL. ANIMALS HAVE GENDER BUT THAT 1 DOESNT COZ IT'S TALKING TO U, IN THE ~~MIND~~ FREAK.
For all those other songs which i havent insulted, WATCH OUT... Thank u good bye
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