Beta forms. Behaviour record. Use of profound language. All this only on the school channel! Hi, im ur host for this afternoon ( so read this on an afternoon).. I am fungirulez ( lol my bnet acc name) and so for this rant, i am gonna talk about some stupid things that happen in school. Now wouldn.t that be fun?? Hmm?? BETA FORMS: wat it means: It means that this form is only second graded. BETA means 'B'-- sort of.. Anyway, A BETA form is normally given wen u do something naughty like scold vulgarities. RETARDED!! EVERYBODY whose not christian says these few words everyday: ****, ************, ********,*****,**** and *** ***!! OMG!! Why do these ppl say these words???
BEHAVIOUR RECORD: what it means: same as beta form but not that serious la.. Teachers juz catch u doing something wrong and use that as an excuse to use the comp to record ur bad things. But they take like an hour to record down!! They make u wait outside the staff room while they record down! I mean how long does it take to record down ur name on microsoft excel??? COME ON!! u on the comp, wait 4 like 2 mins or so, type in ur pass, double click excel, type in --DARREN CHEONG-- and wah la!! FINISHED!! wat r u teachers doing? Flirting with the comps MOTHERboard?? LOL!! GAY!!
USE OF PROFOUND LANGUAGE: what it means: wat a nice way of saying vulgarities. U tink we are STUPID??? We noe wat profound means u IDIOT. And we most certainly noe wat language means. CANT U JUST SAY USE OF VULGAR LANG?? Si heres to the PROFOUND lang: ****,*******,****,******,*****,*******,****,******* and ************************************************************************!!! WAT CAN U DO? A BETA FORM? FINE!! I GOT 3 LIAOZZZ!! NOT SCARED!!
This has gotta be the longest rant so far. Justt so bored today. Ok, gotta go now. Go watch movie with the boys. BB!! :):(:DXD X.x O.o O(0)O ^(O)^ WHOO HOO!! wait, am istill blogging? oh sorry!! -_-" kk bye now. REMEMBER TO TAG B4 u leave. and u MUST click the blue box on the left !! HAVE FUN>>>
Friday, May 2, 2008
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Wow, didnt know that i could still have inspiration on this topic... Ok, the title is songs ei? Cool. OK now i know that u guys love songs but some songs are plain retarded like for example: my cubicle, ugly girl and ssome unknown song.. anyway the song, my cubicle, its like totally LOL! U guys should hear it. Anyway, songs like vacation by simple plan are funny if u know the lyrics. And DESTINY CHILD! U SUCK! I DO NOT WANT TO SAY UR NAME! ( if u know d song...) Ok, time to make fun of songs. 1St VICTIM: Barney song entitled: i love u u love me FIRST OF ALL, I DO NOT LOVE U. I DONT EVEN KNOW U. SECONDLY, IM NOT GAY, IM STRAIGHT! I LIKE GIRLS NOT BOYS OR SOME PURPLE DINOSAUR WHO MAKES FRIENDS WITH HUMANS. GO EAT THEM UP OR SOMETHING. SHEESH.. TOK ABOUT LOSER... SOME GUY WHO WANTS TO BE LOVED.
2Nd VICTIM: Blues Clues song entitled: Armchair song READ MY LIPS: U R NOT SMART. U GET HELP FROM TV VIEWERS WHO ARE TOTALLY INVISIBLE TO U FROM THE TV SET. AND WATS UP WIIF THE ANIMATED DOG? A DOG CANT BE THAT STUPID! AND R U BLIND OR SOMETHING?! THE PAWPRINT IS ALREADY IN FRONT U AND U CANT EVEN SEE IT. U GOTTA HELP FROM SOME AUDIO SPEAKER FROM THE BACKSTAGE. LOSER. AND UR SONG SUX. "HEY U NOE WAT? WE'RE REALLI SMART!" IDIOT.
3Rd VICTIM: Elmo's world song entitled: Elmo's world GET A BETER SONG NAME. SO UNORIGINAL. FIGURES U USED UR SHOW NAME FOR UR SONG. NAME IT " LALALA, IM ELMO" OR SOMETHING. AND U R POPULAR. EVEN SEC SCHOOL SINGS UR SONGS. SO STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT GOING AROUND TALKING TO BABIES AND TALKING TO UR GOLDFISH, DOROTHY. SHE AINT REAL. OOPS SORRY, IT AINT REAL. ANIMALS HAVE GENDER BUT THAT 1 DOESNT COZ IT'S TALKING TO U, IN THE ~~MIND~~ FREAK.
For all those other songs which i havent insulted, WATCH OUT... Thank u good bye
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