Basically, superheroes save the earth from bad guys like Lex Luthor, The Fatal Five and so on... But do they save us from global warming? NOO.. Instead they prefer to stay up in space (GLA) and watch us suffer b4 coming to help us. RETARDS. So i HATE them. these are some heroes i want to insult:
SUPERMAN: A.K.A: Man of Steel How to kill him: Gimme a flamethrower Description: Elvis haired guy who tanks damage like crazy
BATMAN: A.K.A: The Dark Knight How to kill him: Shine a flashlight Description: Too dark to see
THE FLASH: A.K.A: Super Speedster How to kill him: Get a traffic police Description: Red and Yellow zooms past me. Whee.
GREEN LANTERN: A.K.A: Powered ring Guardian How to kill him: Get him a divorce Description: He aint even green, he black guy in green.
See? Even thier code names dont even match them! And that juz the start. Dont get me started on AQUAman.
Thanks for ur time once again. Goodbye. :)
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