Basically, superheroes save the earth from bad guys like Lex Luthor, The Fatal Five and so on... But do they save us from global warming? NOO.. Instead they prefer to stay up in space (GLA) and watch us suffer b4 coming to help us. RETARDS. So i HATE them. these are some heroes i want to insult:
SUPERMAN: A.K.A: Man of Steel How to kill him: Gimme a flamethrower Description: Elvis haired guy who tanks damage like crazy
BATMAN: A.K.A: The Dark Knight How to kill him: Shine a flashlight Description: Too dark to see
THE FLASH: A.K.A: Super Speedster How to kill him: Get a traffic police Description: Red and Yellow zooms past me. Whee.
GREEN LANTERN: A.K.A: Powered ring Guardian How to kill him: Get him a divorce Description: He aint even green, he black guy in green.
See? Even thier code names dont even match them! And that juz the start. Dont get me started on AQUAman.
Thanks for ur time once again. Goodbye. :)
Friday, April 25, 2008
|rANt oN aNNoYiNG ppL|
Damn it! I juz HATE annoying ppl. Have u ever come across someone who juz wunt SHUT UP? Like there's this guy who walks up to u and say: " Hey darren, i juz walked my 100th step" or " heydarrenguesswatijuzgotanewpspanditinkdatitsgreatdatmyparentsboughtme1.isntdatabsolutlygreat?" what the f*** u know, an annoying person olso says 'no link' sentences. Like ppl are watching football, theres dis guy who says GOAL! when the guy gets a red card or wen some riot starts happening on the spectators stands. It's juz STUPID. I can't tink how their parents muz be like. Too horrible to say. JK. I can tink how they muz be like. But i don wanna. LOL. The next worst ting for an annoying person to say is dat he gives sudden impulses each time he says someting. Like: "hey darren, my-whee-mother juz bought me-woohoo- a psp and it rocks-lalala- my socks off!" OMG! I mean, dont u juz wanna punch his silly little retarded face and run away wif the head as a prize? I mean CMON! Ppl like dis do exist in the real world! U can find them: AT THE PARK! " Duh, i tink i lost my money somewhere in the pond..." IN SCHOOL! " Maths is so hard! 1 + 1= 3.14159. RITE? ARRGHH" IN THE STREETS! " Hey u stupid fatty! Yeah U! The guy wif the gang! Ur mama so fat dat she shows up on the radar! AHHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!" and then he died... a horrible death... Anyway, take wat i have for advice: KILL ALL ANNOYING PEOPLE.
Thanks for ur time. Goodbye.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
|TALK ABOUT LIFE? HA! NO WAY|
Normally a blog is for u to talk about ur life. WELL NO ANYMORE! Coz i am gonna rant on certain things in this world that are juz plain retarded like for example: Singapore girls going mad for korean boyz ppl fighting on th streets, literally. (till they get zhuang by car) students giving roudy behaviour juz coz their teacher siad BETA FORM (wich was me lol)
And these are juz some things that i will be talking about in this blog.so if u guys would kindly, i stress the word : KINDLY, tag nice things, it would be appreciated. So THANK YOU
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