Wednesday, September 3, 2008

|zz saw some stupid ting at the airport|

Yo, today went to the airport and i saw this signboard --WEAPONS PROHIBITED--
wow, now they have sign boards that shows weapons as if we dunno wat weapons look like? thres a picture of a gun, a katana, a pair of nunchuks and a shuriken. wat they tink we are? ninjas?? Ninjas dont even go on a plane. Its their job to sneak around the metal detector thingy!!

And how do u even hijack a plane wif a shuriken? wat if u onli brought one and u miss dam u pai seh. "I AM A JAPANESE AND I AM GOING TO HIJACK THIS PLANE. WE ARE GOING TO JAPAN AND IF ANY OF U MOVES I WILL THROW THIS STAR AT U." --some guy walks to the bathroom-- :AH HA! *throws* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I SHULD HAVE BROUGHT 2!!!! GUESS WE'RE GOING TO LONDON.. hsdba jskdj asbdajk ghsad!!!!"

and nunchaks??? HOW ARE YOU GONNA HIJACK WIF THAT?? a gun is most suitable for that kind of job. so this ends my entry. kk bye

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

|zzz been a long time|

SO waht shuld i talk about now?.. hmm.. im doing this onli becoz ijji is mainteniecing now.. so im bored and i wondered, wat r blogs for? hmmm. some say it is to express ur feelings. ok so i will express now. ahem.

I AM A BOY. I LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER.
I HAVE LOTS OF BITTER-SWEET FRIENDS.
I AM DARREN. THIS IS MY BLOG.
I LIKE TO MAKE PPL LAUGH.
I AM BOY.

was that fun
im glad i expressed my feelings. XD
zz its like no one ever visits here anymore... T.T booohoooo.. i nid a shoulder to rest on.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
sniff sniff (glue)
OYEA. I FELL HIGH NOW. GLUE ROX. lets sniff glue again!! SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
oh yeah.

HANDS UP! POLICE!!

OH CRAP. cya again next time.

*ZOOM*

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

|WoW!!! not world of warcrft but wow!!!|

FINALLY!! the exams are O-V-E-R!! repeat it, OVER. say it once more. OVER. but finla yeasr exams not yet... LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!! the ca2s are OVER!!! WHOOO! and besides, i want mr silva to invigilate us AGAIN!!! dam was he, may i say it, a person who dont know how to speak english!!! u know hows that like, right~~?? hahas. OYEAH, and uh,,, i havent been bloging for a while now. so uhh heres to all the ppl like me:

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi .

o wow. i said hi. thats like so cool. hi. O WOW!! I SAID IT AGAIN!! okok, that was retarded.. btw, let me ask u readers a question.
1) Who is ur FAVOURITE~~~ blogger??
2) Are u my friend?? XD
3) Are u bored?

ok, dat was stupid coz i have nth else to rite about. ok, post ur answers on my tag box!!

P.S. wat does ftw mean?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

|OMGOSH!!|

DID U KNOW???

1: DAT GRASS IS GREEN?
2: ELEPHANTS HAVE TUSKS??
3: MY NAME IS DARREN???
4: I HATE BLEACH????
5: SINGAPORE HAS NO TALENT WHATSOEVER IN SOCCER?????
6: AND ITS TIME FOR.....
~~SAYANG SAYANG~~

OKOK, MAYBE I AM DIFFERENT FROM ALL OF U AND-- WAT THE HECK? WHY IS MY FONT ITALIC?? HOLD ON, I CHNG IT..

OK!! NOW ITS BETTER DONT CHA TINK?? *AHEM* ANYWAY, I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT TO TALK ABOUT??!!
OK ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT...

JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!
THEY RIPPED SONGS FROM THE BAND: BUSTED!!
NOOBS!
LOSERS!
ACT CUTE BOYS WHO GET ALL THE ~~~GIRLS~~~
NO WONDER WE BOYS HATE THEM..
ISNT THAT RITE BOYS??

*sound of crickets can be heard*

OOO..KKK.... ANYWAY, U SUCK!!
WAIT
IS SUCK A BAD WORD?
CUZ I CANT SAY BAD WORDS U NOE
ITS SINFUL
AND ITS ~~BADDDDD~~
OH WELL
IMA SLEEP NOW.
ITS GETTING LATE
ITS AROUND 7.30 BY NOW
PM
SO IMA SLEEP NOW.
GOOD EVENING
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IMA HUNGRY
4GOT MY DINNER
BYE NOW
GO AWAY
DONT 4GET TO TAGGG
AND CLICK THE "DONT CLICK HERE" TOO
ITS REALLY FUNNNN

BYE
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hi.
ima bored still so..
BYE!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

|ALALALA... Chnaging the course of blogging|

OH WELL, RANTING IS SO HARD TO DO THESE DAYS SO NOW MAYBE I WILL TALK ABOUT MY LIFE A LITTLE MORE.. BUT SOMETIMES I WILL RANT!! OK, SO ANYWAY>> TODAY SO BORING, JUST LIKE YESTERDAY, SO BORING. JUST LIKE THE DAY BEFORE, SO BORING. JUST LIKE- NRVM.. SEE?? AM I BORING U TOO?? YEAH, U MUST BE NODDING YOUR HEAD BY NOW.. I DUN CARE COZ- IDUNREALLYCAREWHATPPLTINKOFMETHESEDAYSANDYOUGUYSBETTERWATCHWHATYOUSAYCUZIMGONNAKILLUONEDAYIPROMISELOLS
WELL THAT WAS LONG. MY FINGERS FEEL THE PAIN
OMG
I DINT NOE DAT FLOWERS WERE SO COLOURFULLL..
SORYY, I WAS BEING REATARDISH AGAIN.. SO AS I WAS SAYING--
WOW
A BOTTLE CAP...
LOOKS SOO BOUNCY...
*DROPS*
HEH HEH!! IT EVEN MAKES SOUNDS!!
SORRYY!!!!
I DUN NOE WATS WRONG WIF ME TODAY.

MAYBE ITS BECUZ I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THAN MY HEAD BLED AND I TINK NOW MY BRAIN SPLIT INTO 2 SEPERATE PIECES AND HAD TO GO FOR BRAIN SURGERY WICH GAVE ME EXTRAORDINARY POWERS TO BECOME A MENTAL BLOCK.

NAH!!

WELL ANYWAYS, I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDICATION FOR MY MENTAL BLOCK. SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME! ONLY ON... ~~vasamthan cennntrrallll oohhhh lllllll~~

LAME!! OK BYEBYE.. DUN LET ME BITE YOU AT NIGHT!! OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME:

Saturday, June 14, 2008

|''''rAnT oN jAp aNiME''''|

YOYO!! Not the toy but as in hello hello!! Long time no post so i thought why not tonight? Wished i didnt tought of it.. JKJK. OK, so the rant is on jap anime. GOOD. Coz some of u girls out there are watching those STUPID love animes. If u girls want love stories, go watch dramas, not animes. PLS, DO NOT INSULT THE OTHER ACTION ANIMES.. Lets do some reviews on some of them action types.

MY ANIME LIST #3: -- YUGIOH GX
okok, i get it, im abit old to be playing cards, but who cares?? Haha, as long as u enjoy the game and the anime, its good enough. So far as im concerned, the anime is the success of its previous series, yugioh ( duh). Anyways, This series is funnier and a whole lotta whack. Strongly encourage u to watch this anime but not for those of u who wants ACTION. Comedy wise, its the funniest.. XDXD

MY ANIME LIST #2: -- BLEACH
I dont really watch the anime but heard from LOTS of ppl, its a nice show. Played the game, found it nice, saw the characters, really cool, saw the anime, not yet. U guys should really watch something else!! Like 4 example...

MY ANIME LIST #1: --ONE PIECE
WHOO!!!! ONE PIECE IS DA BEST!!! Thier songs are nice, the show is funny and lotsa action!! But wats really good bout their anime is dat they have a SOLID story line. Its sidequest and its main quests are all linking to their main objective. Whether its luffy's brother or some one else needs help, at the end, it always links to one piece. THATS IMPRESSIVE. And the names says it all too.

Thats all folks, remember to tagg!!!

P.S.-- tell the anime workers that they should make the title same as the main objective as in the show. The 1st time i heard of bleach, i thought it was some cleaning facility show. Guess i was wrong. Turns out to be some sword fighting show. TITLE NO LINK LOL..

Friday, May 9, 2008

|% rAnT oN sKooL @|

Beta forms. Behaviour record. Use of profound language. All this only on the school channel! Hi, im ur host for this afternoon ( so read this on an afternoon).. I am fungirulez ( lol my bnet acc name) and so for this rant, i am gonna talk about some stupid things that happen in school. Now wouldn.t that be fun?? Hmm??
BETA FORMS:
wat it means: It means that this form is only second graded. BETA means 'B'-- sort of.. Anyway, A BETA form is normally given wen u do something naughty like scold vulgarities. RETARDED!! EVERYBODY whose not christian says these few words everyday: ****, ************, ********,*****,**** and *** ***!! OMG!! Why do these ppl say these words???

BEHAVIOUR RECORD:
what it means: same as beta form but not that serious la.. Teachers juz catch u doing something wrong and use that as an excuse to use the comp to record ur bad things. But they take like an hour to record down!! They make u wait outside the staff room while they record down! I mean how long does it take to record down ur name on microsoft excel??? COME ON!! u on the comp, wait 4 like 2 mins or so, type in ur pass, double click excel, type in --DARREN CHEONG-- and wah la!! FINISHED!! wat r u teachers doing? Flirting with the comps MOTHERboard?? LOL!! GAY!!

USE OF PROFOUND LANGUAGE:
what it means: wat a nice way of saying vulgarities. U tink we are STUPID??? We noe wat profound means u IDIOT. And we most certainly noe wat language means. CANT U JUST SAY USE OF VULGAR LANG?? Si heres to the PROFOUND lang: ****,*******,****,******,*****,*******,****,******* and ************************************************************************!!! WAT CAN U DO? A BETA FORM? FINE!! I GOT 3 LIAOZZZ!! NOT SCARED!!

This has gotta be the longest rant so far. Justt so bored today. Ok, gotta go now. Go watch movie with the boys. BB!! :):(:DXD X.x O.o O(0)O ^(O)^ WHOO HOO!! wait, am istill blogging? oh sorry!! -_-" kk bye now. REMEMBER TO TAG B4 u leave. and u MUST click the blue box on the left !! HAVE FUN>>>